Dear Diary,

A vision without execution is hallucination // Respect is earned, not by expectation of authority, but through love and compassion

pluhme:

Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.

(via vaginamite)

because i can’t live in peace. every slight sound of a door banging makes my heart drop. and i don’t know… to me, that says something

andrewducote:

sararye:

AND THAT IS HOW YOU USE AN EFFECTS PEDAL

I was gaping the entire song this is insane

If I had a dollar for every time a musician made me feel like I’ve done nothing with my life, I’d be filthy, FILTHY rich.

(Source: mahaldaddy, via guy)

heartyglobe:

filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”

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unamusedsloth:

Distracting enough for a kitten, a dog, and two chickens.

unamusedsloth:

Distracting enough for a kitten, a dog, and two chickens.

(via guy)